is there any problem in life that can’t be solved by crying in bed and listening to coldplay
you aren’t crying hard enough
one day im going to build myself a super powerful computer and i’m going to use this as the keyboard
just you try and fucking stop me
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.