thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

(via smallestpark)


shimmerfang:

teacher: wheres your homework

me: *swings a really big sword*

teacher: holy shit

(Source: tenzoku, via dalbear)


bigeisamazing:

when “superwholockians” or whatever they call themselves leave “we know how to kill and hide bodies properly” responses on a post

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(via dalbear)


dont-fuck-the-skeleton:

thegreatsunbro:

dat-soldier:

pussygem:

pussygem:

jack the ripper identified

*swat team descends on graveyard*

we fuckin got him now

i just lost 4 followers

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Come at me, fuckboys!

IT’S TIME FOR JACK TO

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LET IT RIP

REMEMBER TO NOT FUCK THE SKELETON

(via dalbear)


He was a charismatic young lad. He used to play basketball, was always very tan, and I thought he was really cute. We’ve crossed paths throughout our lives, so some would call it destiny.

-Chelsea Peretti on Andy Samberg (via b99things)

(Source: bejwelled, via dreambigandbeyourownhero)



roxannenicole:

The mayor of Main Street, USA is my favorite person. I wish I could adopt him as my grandad