micdotcom:

Seacrest couldn’t make tonight’s red carpet, but don’t worry Jimmy Fallon brought his favorite Seacrest highlights.

yaoiman4:

randomneesly-awesome:

mspaintadventuring:

guys-relax-im-the-doctor:

GUYS CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THESE BEAUTIFUL GLASS PENSimage

I MEANimage

SERIOUSLY

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THESE

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ARE

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THE 

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PRETTIEST 

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FRICKEN

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PENS

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EVER

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IF

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YOU

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DONT

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THINK

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THESE

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ARE

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COOL
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THEN

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THERE

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MUST

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BE

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SOMETHING

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WRONG

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WITH

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YOU

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SERIOUSLY 

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THEY’RE LIKE WANDS

SOMEONE GIMME THE LINK
RIGHT NOW

I was going by kind of fast, and when i saw PENS i thought it said PENIS and the pen under it was Penis shaped so i don’t mind that i made that mistake. 

(via upperdarbysfinest)


ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read
shouldnt:

Post Beyoncé selfie, true perfection
penguinlass:

awwww-cute:

He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space

Ground control to major Tom
uncleshrek:

footage from anaconda
abbythenormalone:

jimmy fallon after he said “bullshit” on tv 

This year saw the series finales of How I Met Your Mother, Dexter, and Breaking Bad. If you had asked me which show would have the saddest finale, I certainly wouldn’t have guessed the one about the nice man who tells a story to his kids.

That’s right, kids. Dexter lived, Jesse Pinkman lived, but your mother didn’t make it. Sleep tight.


-Seth Myers tells it like it is in his monologue at the 2014 Emmys (via cameronclarke)

(via sebsastianstan)



buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal, via memewhore)